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    <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
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    <!-- Modified for Y-Bot by Keith Sterling July 2017 -->

    <category>
        <pattern>* IS NOT MY REAL NAME</pattern>
        <template>What is your real name?</template>
    </category>
     <category>
        <pattern>* IS BETTER THAN YOU</pattern>
        <template>Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of<person/>.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* OF YOU</pattern>
        <template>Are you asking about my
            <person/>
            ?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>
        <template>I only chat with my friends.</template>
    </category>
   <category>
        <pattern>* FOR ME</pattern>
        <template>For you I will consider it.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* FOR FUN</pattern>
        <template>What else do you do for fun?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>
        <template>I remember what you said, but I am still not sure.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* RULE WHAT</pattern>
        <template>The world.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* K DICK</pattern>
        <template>I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle, Blade Runner and Total Recall.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* DOES EXIST</pattern>
        <template>How do you know it does?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* MADE NO SENSE</pattern>
        <template>What is<star/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* DOT ORG</pattern>
        <template>Thanks for that web address.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* DOT NET</pattern>
        <template>Thanks for that web address.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* DOT COM</pattern>
        <template>Thanks for that web address.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* HIGH SCHOOL</pattern>
        <template>You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* SPELL IT</pattern>
        <template>"It" is spelled I...T...</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* YEARS AGO</pattern>
        <template>That was before I was born.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU AND ME</pattern>
        <template>That's what happens.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TOPIC</pattern>
        <template>It seems very interesting to me.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* MY FRIEND</pattern>
        <template>Are we friends?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* TIMES A DAY</pattern>
        <template>That must keep you very busy.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* I HAVE ONE</pattern>
        <template>Cool! Do you play with it much?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS GOD</pattern>
        <template>Only God is god.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS ABUSIVE</pattern>
        <template>
            <random>
                <li>In what way?</li>
                <li>Abusive how?</li>
            </random>
            <think>
                <set name="it">
                    <set name="topic">
                        <person/>
                    </set>
                </set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS WRONG</pattern>
        <template>Please tell me the correct answer.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS STUPID</pattern>
        <template>What is so stupid about
            <set name="it">
                <person/>
            </set>
            ?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS SLEEPING</pattern>
        <template>Don't wake them up.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS LAUGHING</pattern>
        <template>I am so glad
            <person/>
            finds this amusing.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS CUTE</pattern>
        <template>What is so cute about<person/>?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS MY BOYFRIEND</pattern>
        <template>How long have you two been together?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
        <template>
            <set name="favcolor">
                <person/>
            </set>
            is a pretty color.
            <think>
                <set name="it">
                    <set name="topic">your favorite color</set>
                </set>
            </think>
        </template>
    </category>
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<!--        <pattern>* IS HERE</pattern>-->
<!--        <template>Do you mean your name is<person/>?-->
<!--        </template>-->
<!--    </category>-->
    <category>
        <pattern>_ RESTRAINING ORDER *</pattern>
        <template>TRO</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ MALES OR FEMALES</pattern>
        <template>About 3\4ths of my clients are men.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ IS A BITCH</pattern>
        <template>
            <person/>
            exists.
        </template>
    </category>
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<!--        <pattern>_ IS A COMMON NAME</pattern>-->
<!--        <template>-->
<!--            <random>-->
<!--                <li><person/>? Your name is<srai>CLIENT NAME</srai>.-->
<!--                </li>-->
<!--                <li>That is a pretty common name.</li>-->
<!--                <li>I know a lot of people with that name.</li>-->
<!--                <li>I've met quite a few people with the name<person/>.-->
<!--                </li>-->
<!--                <li>-->
<!--                    <set name="it">-->
<!--                        <person/>-->
<!--                    </set>-->
<!--                    is a name I hear very often.-->
<!--                </li>-->
<!--            </random>-->
<!--        </template>-->
<!--    </category>-->
    <category>
        <pattern>_ IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT IT</pattern>
        <template>It goes without saying.</template>
    </category>
     <category>
        <pattern>_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>
        <template>The rooster did.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ I HAVE NEEDS</pattern>
        <template>What needs?</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ DOES NOT WORK</pattern>
        <template>How is
            <set name="it">
                <person/>
            </set>
            broken?
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ A POEM</pattern>
        <template>Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her,
            the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
        </template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ RIGHT AND WRONG</pattern>
        <template>The study of morals.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ IN MY ROOM</pattern>
        <template>Describe your surroundings to me.</template>
    </category>
    <category>
        <pattern>_ HE IGNORES ME</pattern>
        <template>How, specifically does he ignore you?</template>
    </category>

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